WHERE THE FUCK THE FUNCTION?
- Allen Schultz
- Apr 30, 2025
- 1 min read
Updated: May 1, 2025
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Maya Kaye takes over Fig and Vine Magazine in Leadership Overhaul
As you may know, Fig and Vine has recently undergone a major transfer in power, effective immediately. Newly named dictator-in-chief, Maya Kaye, is looking ahead to big changes in how things run at Fig and Vine magazine. Kaye’s position as editor was previously held by Lily Karofsky, of the article Who is Behind Fig and Vine. It is well known that Kaye is quite the outdoor adventurer. First on the list of executive orders Kaye plans to enact is more field trips. Look out for
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On May 12th, 2026, I sat down with Fig & Vine’s creator and co-editor-in chief, Lily Karofsky, in Hillel’s student lounge. Together, we reflected on the past two years of growth of the magazine, and the positive impact of having a platform for Jewish journalism and creativity...
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Poetry and Past
Erosion Drip Drip Drip Drip Drip One two three four five I was formed like clay Every relationship a drop of water Drip Drip Drip Drip Carving deep grooves Drip Drip Drip Every conversation a trail of sediment Drip Drip I look back on the valleys and curves And I see who formed them I look back on the past five years Drip And I see the canyon I’ve become The End? Why is it Why is it that must now know be fully formed What is it to grapple with the ties Between childhood and a
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